D3 body, D1 cock
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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