new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
How did I end up in the pool?!
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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