Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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