I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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