i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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