I hate your face
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My sheets look like a crime scene.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
she peed on how many people?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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