doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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