apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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