ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
