Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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