i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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