summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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