Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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