think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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