Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Randomize
