Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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