their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
my sisters under your porch take her home
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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