Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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