I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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