So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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