it hurts more in the daytime
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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