what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
