we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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