ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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