So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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