Quick, to the slutcave!
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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