So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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