That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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