Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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