She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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