chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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