It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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