That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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