Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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