i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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