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(301): View more from Maryland

i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend

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(256): View more from Alabama

he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."

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(626): View more from California

Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans

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(240): View more from Maryland

stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.

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(425): View more from Washington

You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.

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I've loved people for a lot less.

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