so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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