I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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