I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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