He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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