Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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