how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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