How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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