we have officially lost it.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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