Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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