She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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