I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Randomize
