Pappa wants mamma naked
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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