the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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