After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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