Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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