i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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