i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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