my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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